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  1. #1
    : 122 (: 60).
    !!!!! ! ...... ?????? !!!!!!!!!!!!
    :mitsu: :plymouth: :eagle:

    :gg: :gg: :gg:
    Every finish line is begining of new race ...(c)

  2. #2
    : 0 (: 0).
    ! :mrgreen:

  3. #3
    DSM-   karabas
    : 0 (: 0).
    Spa, !!!

  4. #4
    : 2 (: 2).
    1 = If you've ever had to explain crankwalk to a mechanic....
    - () Karabas
    2 = If you have a garage full of spare engines, just in case....
    , , .... () Karabas
    3 = If you've tried to bolt your old 14b onto a riding lawnmower....
    14G ... (c) Dudik
    4 = If you've hit your head on the B-pillar during an AWD launch....
    AWD .... Dudik
    5 = If you have a running tab at the local tranny shop....
    6 = If you go rallying in your daily driver....
    7 = If your driveway has divets in it cause your car never moves....
    8 = If you have a trophy case full of Honda and Mustang emblems...
    - Honda BMW (c) Mustang
    9 = If you eat "****" for dinner....
    10 = If people recognize your car by the sound of it's lifter tick....
    - )) :wink: () SPA
    - ! :mrgreen: () FET
    11 = If you drive 5 extra blocks for a gas station that has 1 more octane point.
    - 98- ))) :wink: () SPA
    12 = If you get refused on your tread wear warranty every time you have tried, because of poor alignment.
    13 = If you bought half of your performance parts at Home Depot.
    - )) :wink: () SPA
    14 = If every time you beat up a V8, they tell you that something was wrong with their car.
    - V8, 76- )) :wink: () SPA
    15 = If you find yourself hanging with bikes out of the hole.
    16 = If people ask you what's wrong with your car because it keeps making this noise.
    , , .... Dudik
    17 = If your freinds get beat in a race and call you immediately after to rematch for them.
    , , . Dudik
    18 = You have had to send a tow truck back to the towing garage because you needed a flat-bed.
    - - )) :mrgreen: () SPA
    19 = You always request parts for an Eclipse because the parts stores always lookup the AMC Eagle.
    - )) :mrgreen: () SPA
    20 = You drop whatever you are doing when the UPS man brings a new part for the car. And then spend the rest of the day installing it.
    "" UPS . , . Dudik
    21 = You only carry a Palm Pilot to log your engine's data.
    , , (c)Dom_Toretto
    22 = You change your tires, plugs and fuel curves for the winter.
    , , (c)Dom_Toretto
    23 = You know more about the 4G63 engine than some engineers at Mitsubishi.
    4G63, (!) (c) Borismik
    24 = Your wife/girlfriend wishes your car never exsisted.
    / (c)Dom_Toretto
    25 = Your wife/girlfriend wishes DSM-club.org never exsisted....
    / dsm-club.org
    26 = if you think your dsm should have come with a flatbed/tow truck following you from the factory
    , , Dudik
    27 = If its one of the few imports a big fat farm kid can work on.
    28 = If you lose a race and the other guy says "Damn that cars fast!"
    - "! " (c) mustang
    29 = your car spends more time being broken than being driven
    - " " , (c) mustang
    30 = you dont let people drive your car into the bays because its "quirky"
    31 = you spent more fixing it than it cost
    - , .. (c) mustang
    32 = your eye automatically catches EVERY dsm that drives by on the highway
    - DSM (c) Dom_Toretto
    33 = your out driving/fixing in the winter more then you EVER wanted to be.
    34 = if it's a 2g non spyder, you quickly check to see if it has stock dual pipes. then turn back to see you are swerving off the road
    35 = before racing someone, you 90% of the time know their engine, hp, and performance specs. and you usually know if you will win or not
    , 90% , , . . (c) Dom_Toretto
    36 = right before u start modding, some damn matainence thing breaks down (i.e. alternator, starter)
    - - . (, , ) (c) Dom_Toretto
    37 = u barely have money for fun time (teenagers)
    38 = u wake up in the morning look out the window and go "ahhh, what a nice car" / you wake up and see your damn broken car and curse up a storm
    39 = you look at ***** out civics and roll your eyes
    ***** (c) Mustang
    40 = right after you get your paycheck, you get online and spend it all on parts the same day.
    (c) Mustang
    41 = Every car with an alarm triggers in parking garages as to say "hello".
    - : "". :mrgreen: (c) FET
    42 = Your exhaust note is so deep and unique that people expect you to pass by 1/4 mile before you get there.
    43 = You wonder where all your money goes.
    (c) Mustang
    44 = when you go to fix something minor you ALWAYS expect a major hassle and something else is GOING to go wrong.
    45 = dsmtalk.com is the best website to visit. no correction -THE ONLY WEBSITE TO VISIT!-
    46 = If your on a diet because you ran out of weight reductions for your car...
    , , (c)Dom_Toretto
    47 = If a junk yard to you is an upgrade yard.....
    "", Dudik
    48 = If your car consists of parts from more than 10 other DSMs.....
    - ... 10 DSM!!! :gg: (c) FET
    49 = If you always have to show your car in a garage.....
    . (c) Mustang
    50 = If you take offense to the word Riceburner.....
    51 = If you have a stick in your car, that's job is to prop up the hatch.....
    52 = If your pasanger window takes more that five minutes to get all the way up.
    , 5 (c) Mustang
    53 = If you never put more than a quarter tank of gas in your car.....
    , .. (c) Mustang
    54 = If your DSM is the most unreliable car you have ever owned, but still your favorite......
    , , (c) Mustang
    55 = the letters d-s-m-t-a-l-k on your keyboard are so worn off your keys on your keyboard that you can hardly make them out anymore.
    d-s-m-t-a-l-k ... Dudik
    56 = The UPS guy comes over for a beer on a regular basis
    57 = Your bucket of extra parts pulls 60 bucks on eBay
    58 = Paypal.com sends you christmas cards
    - Exist.ru (c) mustang
    59 = An average oil change involves fresh oil, new filter and draining the catch can.
    60 = The pages of your shop manual have more wear than the tires on your car. (c) Mustang
    61 = You know the meaning of VFAQ.
    62 = Some people would like to go to Europe, you'd like to visit Normal IL.
    - , Normal, IL (c) mustang
    63 = You get in alot of races because your car "auto-revs" for you.
    64 = You've custom fabricated a carbon fiber cup holder
    65 = You've almost been strangled to death by the automatic seat belt.
    66 = You can launch your oil dip stick 20ft.
    20 (c) Dom_Toretto
    67 = You know that your car has a built in toolbox under the hood....
    68 = If a honda owner ever looked at you funny when you say "free mods"
    69 = You have a bucket full of nuts and bolts and your car seems to run fine and you can't figure out where the heck they go.
    70 = you have pieces of 6 different turbos in a box and they are all smoked.
    6- , Dudik
    71 = you carry ahydraulic jack with in your car at all times
    72 = when being towed you have to lift the front end of the car with your hands so the intercooler clears.
    73 = people call your car "valdez" after the oil tanker.
    74 = When the flatbed finally comes, you ask the tow guy for a piece of wood to put under your right rear tire (or left, if it's a 2G) so you don't scratch your muffler
    75 = If your AWD is equipped with automatic windshield wipers enabling system after every hard launch... (1G)
    - AWD ! () FET
    76 = If everytime you launch, you can't see the damn road all the way through 1st gear (AWD)
    - , ( ) :twisted: (c) FET
    77 = Your headliner that's falling off combs your hair every morning (1G)
    78 = You hear a different vibration inside your car for different RPM points (1G)
    79 = You are afraid to grab your Crank Pulley and check for play (2G 7-bolt)
    , (2G 7- ) Dudik
    80 = Modification of #19: You tell the Auto Parts Store and anybody for that matter you have an Eclipse because nobody knows is an Eagle Talon...
    81 = you have watched 3 passengers break their glasses on the idiot belts
    - . () Mustang
    82 = when people say "is your car running again?" you say "kinda"
    - " ?" .. - () Mustang
    83 = every time you work on your car you end up with more bolts than you started with
    - - , , () Mustang
    84 = you have a laptop with a datalogger and manual CD on it in your car at all times
    , . Dudik
    85 = you have ever explained "fuel cut" to a scared female passenger
    , "fuel cut" () Mustang
    86 = people that can "drive stick" stall your car out 5 times before they get it out of the driveway
    87 = people think you are just revving your car in neutral when in fact it is 1st gear (fwd dsmers)
    , () Dudik
    88 = you have gotten in many arguements on how "your car CAN't be THAT fast". it is a friggin 4 cylinder mitsubishi!!!
    " , - ? 4- " (c)Dom_Toretto
    89 = you have to explain to a mechanic of 35+ years what "boost creep" is.
    , 35, . Dudik
    90 = if you slam 2nd hard enough your wipers turn on
    - - . (c) ustang
    91 = you buy a k&n filter and call it an "intake"
    k&n "intake-" (c) ustang
    92 = you thought you blew up your dsm but in fact the dipstick popped out and sprayed oul all over the manifold causing massive smoke
    , , , . Dudik
    93 = when someone asks you how the car is running you never say "awesome" or "great", just "its running"
    - , (c) ustang
    94 = you hate the "hump" (1G AWD)
    95 = your friend with a 5.0 says "at least my car is reliable"
    - : "... !" (c) FET
    96 = A normal weekend involves removing your transmission 5 times.
    - / 5 . (c) mustang
    97 = you work all week so you can fix your dsm on weekends
    - , DSM () Mustang
    98 = your friends think "phantom knock" is some sort of ghost movie
    , - - () Mustang
    99 = If you drive your car for 10 minutes, park if for 2 hours, come back out...it only takes 2 minutes to have the heat full blastin again.
    100 = You hear non-informed DSM'ers saying that chrysler over-all as a company sucks..and you have to reinform them that they are downing their own car.
    - , ... , "" () Mustang
    101 = After racing the honda boys with their "pimped" out cars you have to pop your hood for them to belive your cars almost completely stock
    , .. Dudik
    102 = You've owned something with the name Horsecock in it....;-)
    103 = You are completely dumbfounded when people say that eclipses and talons are hot but lasers are slow?
    - , , eclipses talons , lasers () Mustang
    104 = your mom claims a 4500 rpm launch "throws her back out"
    , 4500 . . ... Dudik
    105 = When over the school's intercom you hear "Excuse me but the white mitsubishi eclipse is still running."
    106 = When you get asked at least once a week if
    'That Hump' is supposed to be on your hood.
    - ? () Mustang
    107 = Your friends with the tow company and they stop by every weekend to see what the new "project" is this weekend.
    108 = You dance every morning when your car cranks over.
    109 = when you ask your friend with a tow truck to tow your car every other day...
    110 = your "grocery getter" is a 12 sec car... lol
    "" 12- Dudik
    111 = You have the shop mannuel memorized
    - () Mustang
    112 = The local shop calls you to ask a question about a broken eclipse they have in there shop.
    , .... Dudik
    113 = when people driveur car...and ask-whats that noise...you always reply with-which one
    - , - ? () Mustang
    114 = people driving ur car for the first time...get a new understanding forthe word torque steer -(fwd) (even if they are *expierenced drivers*
    115 = You wonder why the used oil only fills 2 of the 5 quarts you just put in.
    116 = You have your girlfriend drive you "far" distances becuase you actually want to get there.
    117 = You drive all around town, aimlessly, when it's running "right".
    - , "" () kupets
    118 = Every time you scrape the front bumper, you and everyone else in the car feel the pain.
    - , "" , . (c) FET
    119 = You wake up in the middle of the night, stumble to the computer and subconsiously type in DSMTALK DOT COM !!!!
    120 = everytime billy badass mustang driver says "buy a domestic" you scream at the top of your lungs "IT IS A ####ING DOMESTIC YOU DUMB SHIT!"
    121 = If you can navigate at night with our 2 candle powered headlights.......
    122 = If at one point you could punch the gas and get the spy-hunter smoke screen.......
    123 = If you avoid car conversations with new people, so you don't have to start from scratch.......
    124 = If your stock boost gauge reads 9 but you know it means 19......
    9, , 19 :wink: :mrgreen: (c) FET
    125 = If you tell people you have a two seater so that you don't have to watch them suffer in the back seats.....
    - , 2 , :gg: () Mustang
    126 = If you need to call someone to fetch your spare when you get a flat........
    127 = If you have ever lit a cigarette off the exhaust manifold......
    - ..... )) Eugene
    128 = If you have attemted sex in your car once, and vowed never to do it again.
    - ! (c) FET
    129 = people who first drive your car and launches at 4500 and ask "why wont this thing burn out?!?!" (awd)
    , 4500 . . " ?" () Dudik
    130 = people try to explain that the hump on your hood is to make room for the turbo...even if your n/t
    - , ... n/t (c) Mustang

    131 = You have a pile of burnt out clutches sitting in your room.
    (c) Mustang
    132 = Youve uttered the words, "Officer I dont think i was going that fast."
    ", " Dudik
    133 = You've had to explain how your turbo timer works to your mechanic.
    (c) Mustang
    134 = You show up at a friends house and their mom asks you why your car sounds like a truck.
    , . Dudik
    135 = You always give your shop manual to the mechanic when bringing your car in for work.
    , (c) Mustang
    136 = You go knocking on your 60 year old neighbour's door sometimes to ask him if he can help you with a jump start.
    137 = On some nights you pray that someone should come steal your car.
    , - (c) Mustang
    138 = You hold your breath and pray to god when making left turns (2Gs)
    . Dudik
    139 = DSMtalk.com is your homepage
    DSMtalk.com Dudik
    140 = You always tell the person that is crammed in the backseat to watch their head when you hit a bump.
    141 = You get spanked by a supercharged Mustang and he tells you that out of all imports he's raced you hung the best, and that he doesn't even waste time on the "other" imports anymore.
    142 = Your first investment for your car should have been a lift.
    143 = Your car won't start when the temperature gets below zero.
    0.. Dudik
    144 = Your girlfriend knows what DSM stands for.
    145 = Your girlfriend laughs her ass off when she's riding with you and a Honduh revs on you.
    146 = Your car was faster 2 years ago than all your friend's cars are now.
    2 , (c) Mustang
    147 = You can put on a big turbo and run 25 psi on a completely stock motor.
    " " 25psi Dudik
    148 = While browsing the internet you have 2 or more windows of DSM Talk open!
    2 DSM Talk. Dudik
    149 = Your Mom knows what DSM stands for
    150 =The mechanic gets a shocked look on his face when you tell him its got AWD
    , . Dudik
    151 =You see a truck stuck in the snow, and you drive right by
    , . Dudik
    152 =You say a grinding transmission is "normal"
    "" Dudik
    153 = You carry a "little" toolset in the trunk, "just in case"
    "" , " " Dudik
    154 = When your friends know that you are coming just by hearing your car turn the corner.
    , (c) Mustang
    155 = You save up for your dream turbo setup instead of your dream body kit.
    156 = You bought that exhaust because it's 3in and thats not the tip size.
    157 = You dont tell people you have an Eclipse, Talon or Laser. You just say that you drive a DSM
    , . , . (c) Mustang
    158 = Guys in V-8s are afraid to race you
    8- . Dudik
    159 = If your girlfreind prays that a contender doesn't stop at the light next to you.....
    , . Dudik
    160 = If you still put down 13 second track times in the rain.......
    13 ... Dudik
    161 = If every time you wrench you find more stuff that your car doesn't need.......
    162 = If you try to race a random car and realize you just raced him last week.......
    - . Dudik
    163 = If you think the the 3G is the STUPIDEST idea ever......
    3G ... Dudik
    164 = If you have had to remove your radiator fans, because they just don't fit in front of that Turbo.......
    165 = If you capitalize the word Turbo as if it's a name......
    , . Dudik
    166 = Youve explained what "DSM" means so many times, you have the speech memorised
    "" , Dudik
    167 = you go to an autoparts store and ask for Eagle Talon Parts hoping that those stupid people think they are cheaper than the Mistubishi Eclipe parts.
    , . Dudik
    168 = youve spent at least an hour on how Turbo isnt the actual engine but a separate component, then you lose the people you are explaining it to at the "blow off valves"
    169 = "What's a Talon?" "Its the same as the Eclipse" "what?!" "shut up and race"
    " Talon?" " , Eclipse" "?! " :shock: " " (c) FET

    170 = your wallet is full of autozone/autoparts reciets/lifetime warrantys in place of money
    171 = If you have ever talked to someone who was sure that the Turbo in your car is a transmision.
    - = - -, , - . (c) _dim
    172 = When at the strip you sit around with the Z28s and WS6 guys and talk shit about hondas
    173 = when you hear "horsecock" you think of a shifter!
    174 = When several people have nicknamed your car the "dumptruck" becuase of the replica exhaust note.
    175 = When you spool right next to a kid with his window down and wwhHAA-- PSHSHhhh, blow off and break the poor kids neck, just becuse it's funny.
    176 = When you're dad gets scared when you order more parts--becuase he drives a 350 small block with 410 gears.
    177 = You know "who" Satan really is.
    - !! (c) mustang
    178 = The 10mm and 12mm sockets are the dirtiest in the set.
    - 10 12 (c) FET
    179 = You lose more 10mm and 12mm sockets in a month than most people do in 3 years.
    - 10 12 , 3 ! (c) FET
    180 = When the guy you are racing puts up his window in the middle of the race when you hit full boost.
    181 = The black deposits on the rear bumper are now "part of the paint"
    182 = You get scared if, when launching, you don't hear a series of loud thumps coming from under the car.
    183 = You get worried if you STOP smelling fuel/oil/exhaust while driving.
    - ... , // (c) FET
    184 = Your mind starts to race when your CEL goes off.
    185 = You think the hump 'adds character'
    186 = When something on the car breaks, you spend hours on the internet researching a better, faster, and cheaper part
    , , - eugene
    187 = You have almost rear-ended too many people to count because you were trying to see if that was a gs-t or a gs etc.
    188 = The word crankwalk is enough to give you chills, and you believe it is a product of 'satan'
    189 = You KNOW something is wrong when your CEL goes away
    190 = If on more than one occasion an old guy in a Vette has said "what the hell do you have in there"?
    191 = If you buy a Super Sized drink, because you have a place to put it
    192 = If you price out performance parts that you can't afford to buy
    193 = If you get a sick feeling in your stomach every time someone tries to BS a track time
    194 = If you own stock in an octane booster company
    195 = If you have over boosted without consideration of the cosequenses, just to see what she does
    196 = If you though you invented something, then later found a thread describing the same thing on DSMtalk
    197 = If you have a favorite stop light
    198 = If you drive around the puddles to stage
    199 = If you PORT on Friday night, while your freinds are out drnking
    200 = If you took your car to a shop that you didn't know, they would definately fail the inspection.
    201 = If your exhaust could out flow sewer pipes
    202 = If the first thing your passenger asks is "whats that smell"
    - , - " ?" (c) Mustang
    203 = Every time you race, you have to put the dipstick back in
    204 = you roll with your pop-ups down too be differnt.
    205 = you sing "as i walk through the valley of main bearing death. i shal fear no crankwalk" while driving around.
    206 = When you catch a rock to the hood on the highway and litterally shed a tear.
    207 = When your favorite light has a huge black patch of Tire Bite spread all over the luanch area.
    208 = When you look in the rearview between the 1-2 shift and scream-- "AHhh that one shot a flame!"
    209 = If the person you just beat thinks you won because of the "rocket booster" disguised as a tail pipe.
    210 = If when driving through the getto your car backfires and clears an entire neiborhood.
    211 = When you have the only 4cyl in the area that won't pass a gas station.
    212 = When the SES light comes on and the car is running better (for those of you with a test pipe instead of a cat).
    213 = When you have more fun installing parts than actually using them
    214 = People ask you what dyno shop you use for tuning, and you laugh at the thought.
    215 = Your Palm pilot has no phone numbers or email addresses...it only has one real purpose
    216 = You take it upon yourself to make your "special blend" race gas in your basement with supplies from Painting and Home improvement stores.
    217 = You and the guys at Buschur, RRE, FP, and your local autoparts store are all on the first name basis.
    218 = Your Links toolbar in Internet Explorer is DSMTalk, DSMTrader, Paypal, and goodguybadguy.org
    219 = You know the tow company employees on a first name basis. And vice versa.
    220 = You know what toluene is really used for.
    221 = You have an urge to smack people who ask about 'vencting to atmosphere'.
    222 = You swap out your stock fuel pump and wonder what else you can use it for.
    223 = You know that this sig is all to true. --> "DSM's, turning ordinary people into mechanics since 1989."
    224 = You install your Walbro 255lph Fuel Pump and save your stock one to pump oil in your tranny when you flush her...
    225 = Your cellphone speed dial #s are RRE, Conicelli Mitsubishi and your local AutoZone.
    226 = you get goosebumps when you hear the word "shootout".
    227 = you'd drive dozens of hours to go to Ohio but, you're too busy to take a family member to the store.
    228 = you pack more stuff into your car for a day at the track than a NASCAR pit crew needs for the Daytona 500.
    - , , 1 . (c) FET
    229 = you own a helmet because you CAN go faster than a 14.0
    - , , 14.0 (c) FET
    230 = you have a "special" gas can at home, that costs $40.00 to fill.
    231 = Your girlfriend drives you around more times then you drive her
    232 = The local garage calls you first when they bring in a wrecked DSM on a rollback (as in are you interested in buying it)
    233 = Your left leg is larger in mass than your right one (act 2600 users)
    234 = Everyone asks if you car is still running when you get out.
    - , , (c) mustang
    235 = some people like listening to the radio, you prefer your windows down listening to your turbo & bov.
    236 = you walk around the house going "sssssssss pssssssht" "sssssss psssssssht"
    237 = your mechanic calls u at 10:30 at night asking u how to turn ur car off
    238 = You are your OWN mechanic
    - - :!: () FET
    239 = you're friends gave up calling you on weekends.. wait what friends??
    240 = u become utterly disturbed when u hear the terms "aluminum wing", "apc taillights", "wings west", "chrome wheels","body graphics","shift light", "honda", and "in-car neons"
    241 = u shed a tear of joy once a year when u see a dsm in super street magazine
    242 = u want to kill ur best friend when he spends $3000 on stereo equipment in his non-turbo eclipse
    243 = ur girlfriend calls u obsessed and u smile
    244 = u turn insane from the fzz fzz sound coming from ur rear speakers during a heavy-bass song
    245 = during a hard launch, you ask your passenger to lean forward to prevent wheel hop
    246 = you see a wrc evo and feel the need to say something along the lines of "i have that engine"
    247 = If you get pissed at ebay when they return Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of mental disorders auctions in your search results.
    248 = You would rather post your 'personal' problems on DSM TALK than tell you friends.
    249 = u start shit with kids on the honda forums site
    250 = If you still scare the hell out of yourself every time you launch
    251 = If your friends complain for you to turn on the A/C and you refuse cause it slows the car down.
    - - , , :mrgreen: () kupets
    252 = u found 9387498374 problems with the fast and the furious
    253 = you are unimpressed with 13 second time slips
    254 = you will never let friend drive your car for fear of his/her own saftey (torque steer into a tree)
    255 = you are automatically attracted to girls who know what "dsm" stands for
    256 = all of your friends insist your car is FAST buy you say how it will be faster after.....
    257 = you spend hours staring at a wall thinking about your next upgrade or how to fix something.
    258 = You know every possible use for the letters DSM.
    259 = If you fit in Bracket 1 for Import Nationals, and Bracket 3 for the Shootout.
    260 = If one look at your air can says that McGruff the Crimedog has a keen interest in intakes as well as crime.
    261 = If your spark plug cover is held on by one bolt because you over-torqued the rest of them.
    262 = Your friends know exactly where your BISS screw is, and fix your idle more then you do.
    263 = You have 5 or more tools in your center console for everyday problems.
    5 ! eugene
    264 = Instead of sick days at work your boss has designated "DSM days"
    - "DSM "
    ........... :gg: (c) Mustang
    265 = When your family gives you flashlights, blankets, roadside assitance kits, and First Aid kits for Christmas.
    266 = When your pay more a month for repairs and/or mods then most people pay for insurance.
    267 = your e-mail address or instant messaging screenname has something to do with your car
    268 = You have Honduhs rev on you more often than R. Kelly visits a McDonalds Playplace
    269 = You purposefully wheelhop when your girlfriend is in the car to make her boobs dance.
    270 = If even in the freezing cold winter you roll down the windows when approching a tunnel, so that you can make the LOUDEST purge ever...
    271 = If one of your first mods was tearing out your AC......
    272 = If you can tell an entire story with smiles and no words.......
    273 = When the honduh kids ask wat body kit you want you say "An RM Chin Spoiler"(2G)
    274 = You have stock or stock sized rims on your car
    275 = You get an evil-like grin on your face when a car pulls up beside you on the highway wanting to race, hears your BOV, and backs off.
    276 = People refuse to race you based solely on the fact that they've seen the GSX/TSi badge on your car.
    277 = you have a group on yahoo/aol im soley for dsm talkers/ mechanics, ect ect
    278 = You'r Girlfriend only has a dsm because of you.
    279 = It's faster than anything YOU own because she lets you work on it.
    280 = youve actually seen this: vBulletin Message The server is too busy at the moment. Please try again later.
    and gotten extremely frustraited hitting refresh over and over again until the site let you in
    281 = You will only date fellow dsmers...ha (ones that own your year/model car are even better)
    282 = You have been hit on the back of your head with your hacthback more than once.
    283 = Passenger say "oh shit" and scramble for something to hold on too during a hard launch.
    284 = When people complain about the cost of 87 Octane gas, you shake your head knowing you have to pay alot more for premium.
    285 = A car has actually given up 3 seconds into the race
    286 = You wish you could just start over ... and do it all right.
    - ...... (c) mustang
    287 = Being poor doesn't even bother you anymore.
    - - (c) mustang
    288 = You drive around at a set RPM and make your passenger crawl around inside the car and find the rattle
    289 = You have been hit on the back of your head with your hacthback more than once.
    290 = Passenger say "oh shit" and scramble for something to hold on too during a hard launch.
    291 = When people complain about the cost of 87 Octane gas, you shake your head knowing you have to pay alot more for premium.
    292 = A car has actually given up 3 seconds into the race
    293 = You consider mangling parts (crushed bov, hacked mas) a performance upgrade.
    294 = there are rumors at your olf highschool that your car runs 9's
    295 = u met some good friends off of dsmtalk and other dsm related things
    296 = You get REALLY pissed when people ask, "so does your car have VTEC in it?"
    297 = Before you and your gf go out on a date, you pop your hood and check things out....just to be sure!!
    - / ( ) , ..... !! (c) mustang
    298 = Your grandfather and dad keep complimenting the amount of power your "small 4 cylinder" puts out.. but still insists your car is a P.O.S. because it is always broke
    299 = Your mom is pissed b/c she wasnt aloud to have her husband help her build a new garden last summer because he was helping you with your car everyday
    300 = Your friend with a civic can't understand why he didn't beat you on the bottle... lol
    302 = When you have to go into your DSMtalk profile and take the checkmark out of the box that says "send email when replies are posted" due to the thread ".....You might be a DSMer"
    303 = you clear your friends CEL
    304 = you have to explain that it IS possible to run more than 10 psi of boost
    305 = the only guage in ur car that u look at is ur boost
    306 = your car looks like a chubby shark that is insanely happy because it is stoned out of it's mind.
    307 = you have DSMers asking what the hell your car is (1.8l guys...i had to rep...no cam bulge)
    308 = you have a group on all messenger programs for DSMers
    309 = "DSM" shows up more than once in your cell phone's phone book
    310 = you get more email about DSMs than junk mail
    311 = you can make a whole sentence out of 3 letter abbrieviations and 4 letter words and still make sense to all of your friends.
    312 = you have had more than one person ask you to pop your hood because they have never seen an engine like yours
    313 = another n/t one, turbo guys opt to take your car because its running
    314 = you have shown up to a DSM meet without your car (or like me and show up in a honda) because it died on the way
    315 = you can tell the make(mitsu/eagle/plyth.)/model(RS-t,GS/T/X, TSi ect.)/year of any DSM in 3 seconds or less.
    - 3 (.. ) :gg: () kupets
    316 = you have articles of clothing that say DSM
    - DSM (c) mustang
    317 = you have called Satan with oil all over your hands and asked a question pertaining to the part you just removed from your car.
    318 = you have tranny fluid that is the consistancy of jello
    319 = you have a magnetic tranny and engine oil drain plugs because you need them
    320 = your friends nearly get into fist fights over shotgun
    321 = you have measured your pile of extra car parts
    322 = you have car parts in your bedroom closet
    - ( //) :gg: (c) Mustang
    323 = you have weighed your audio equipment
    - (c) Mustang
    324 = you hide your boost gauge
    325 = you are in debt weather you know it or not
    - - (c) Mustang
    326 = the words timing and belt send chills down your spine
    327 = your boss knows what dsmtalk/tuners is and is working on a way to block it
    328 = you think that there is nothing sexier than a front mount
    329 = you know that your car has more american parts on it than your neighbors ford
    330 = 1.8 liter owners are con....tra....dic..ting?
    331 = when you become VERY DEFENSIVE over your personal dsm choich...
    332 = if you own the lowest model and the only bragging points you have are gas milage and a non-interference engine
    333 = If you can get your 4cyl to a 12.5 1/4 for $775.
    334 = If you can beat a good post into the ground..........you might be a DSMer
    335 = If you visit the car wash daily or every other day
    - (c) Mustang
    336 = If you take every single part out of your interior including all
    the plastic peices just for weight reduction.
    337 = If you have pics of DSM's on your background and screen savers
    - DSM's (c) Mustang
    338 = if you own a two car garage and you have 2 cars but yet it seems that the DSM always takes up both spots.
    339 = if you park 1/4 mile away from you destination, or take up 2 or more parking spots
    340 = if your boost controller blocks the way of you MPH gauge
    341 = You decide to drive around just so people will look at you.
    - , (c) Mustang
    342 = your on a 100+ mile trip and your mom tells you to call when you get there, and the call comes about an hour or two eariler than expected. Then you have some explaining to do.
    343 = Instead of studding homework you read Import Tunner, or Super Street...
    344 = If you take allys with tall building on each side just to hear your turbo hiss, your BOV, or your mufflers tone...
    345 = if you put off paying bills just to order that part you have been saving up for forever...
    346 = If your loan officer asked what you need a loan for and you answer "turbo upgrade"...
    - - "turbo "... (c) Nicko_d
    347 = If you would rather take pictures of your car over your girlfriend...
    - , (c) Mustang
    348 = if you would rather sleep in your car than your own bed...
    - , ..(c) Mustang
    349 = if you stay up all night on a work night just to clean your engine bay...
    350 = the only reason you bought a digital camera was to take pics of you dsm
    - - (c) Mustang
    351 = you know the first names of the guys that work at TRE
    352 = youre happy that your 14b/T25 died because you can now buy something bigger
    - , 14B/T25 , !! :twisted: (c) FET
    353 = your 'family' life consists of hanging out with the club to fix each others cars....
    - ... (c) Nicko_d
    354 = if you look forward to racing V8s
    - V8s (c) Mustang
    355 = if you have agrued with 7 million people that your Talon/Laser is the exact same thing as an Eclipse
    356 = if you visit the Mitsubishi dealership, even when you own an Eagle/Plymouth
    - , Eagle/Plymouth (c) Mustang
    357 = if you know what Galant VR4s are
    - Galant VR4s (c) Mustang
    358 = if you know your factory Wings/Bumpers are the best looking parts you can have on your car
    359 = if you look forward to snowy winters
    - (c) B@D BOY
    360 = if you know the purpose of "The Buldge"
    361 = if you know that you dont need NOS to run a 1/4 mile in under 12 seconds
    , NS, 400 12 ! (c) Borismik
    362 = if you spend more time washing your car than you do getting ready in the morning
    , , - (c) Borismik
    363 = if you would rather own a 90-94 over a 95-99
    - ' 90-94 , 95-99 (c) Mustang
    364 = if youre little brother knows why DSMs are better then Hondas
    - , DSM () () kupets
    365 = if you know the name of the city and state your car was made in
    366 = if you would rather look at pictures of DSMs with shiny FMICs over pictures of naked women
    367 = if your exhuast is the same size as a school bus's exhuast
    - (c) Mustang
    368 = if you have been talking about the Evolution finally coming to the US for the last couple of years
    369 = I see a lot of dirty DSM's (mine included, just too much shitty weather to keep it clean this past year )
    370 = dude thats like 4-5 inches, not 3 (I have yet to see that size on a DSM
    371 = You rationalize your 14b because someone Else has run 11's with theirs
    - 14B , , - 400 11 (c) FET
    372 = You get your car back from a 4 month wait, and drive it all night literally shedding tears of joy, because you love it more than anything...
    - 4- , , , -... (c) mustang
    373 = All your friends start buying GSX's because they got a ride in yours.
    - GSX, . () kupets
    374 = You get pulled over when going snowboarding, because you don't have traction chains, but then point to the AWD sticker and the cop is stupified.
    375 = You wish you had another car for commuting.
    376 = You eat pieces of shit for breakfast. Oh sry, off topic.
    377 = You are the only one on the road during a Level 4 Snow emergency...
    378 = You do AWD drifts and donuts in an empty parking lot hoping the first person there in the morning says "Holy Shit.."
    - / , , , - : " .... :shock: " (c) FET
    379 = You know there is a replacement for displacment; a BIGASS turbo.
    380 = You know the secret to getting stuck bolts loose is just a little busted knuckle juice.
    381 = Every tire shop/parking garage/car wash/repair shop guy stalls out when he lets out your ACT 2600 clutch.
    382 1- - ....(c) Skorpio

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    , .. ... :gg: :gg: :gg: :gg: :gg: :gg: :gg: :gg:

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    8 = If you have a trophy case full of Honda and Mustang emblems...

    Honda Mustang

    ? :cry:
    Every finish line is begining of new race ...(c)

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    Honda Mustang
    mustang bmw :wink:


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    " - DSMer !"....?
    (Drums & Andrei) :gg:

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    229 = you own a helmet because you CAN go faster than a 14.0
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    229 = you own a helmet because you CAN go faster than a 14.0
    , , 14.0
    14.0 ??? :gg: ....... :gg: :gg: :gg:

    FET, :cry: :gg:
    Every finish line is begining of new race ...(c)

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    14.0 ??? .......
    , 14


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    : 122 (: 60).
    : 17, 2005 2:15 pm
    : 08, 2009 6:08 pm

    Every finish line is begining of new race ...(c)

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    !! !!! :D

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    !!! :ROFL:
    G2 Spyder turbo m/t



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